Since it was DCnU Superman’s first appearance, I went ahead and fixed the dialogue.
Formula for the new JLA: Take DC’s most visible and famous heroes and eliminate anything that makes them even remotely heroic. The only reason I’m reading it is because I have no idea how these ass clowns are going to tackle any threat, let alone Darkseid.
Did you see that video of the 7 year old girl that loved DCnU Justice League #1?
It’s very cute.
And it does make sense that a 7 year old would think that something that reads like it was written by an 8 year old was very clever.
(Video via ComicsAlliance)