I would buy a t-shirt of this in a heartbeat.
I would also buy a placemat or a coffee mug or a cell phone case of this in a heartbeat.
Make a wallpaper of this or something as well, Joe.
HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL
EAT SUSHI FROM A PAIL
JET JAGUAR? JET JAGUAR!
HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM
HE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITY
HE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADAMS APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA
HE BASICALLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE’D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON
DON’T SMILE LIKE THAT, IT WILL STAY THAT WAY
DON’T TOUCH MY BAGS IF YOU PLEASE, MR. CUSTOMS MAN
This photo is why the internet was created. These kids must have been the happiest on the planet on that day.