14. What my greatest achievements are

I have known what it is to love and be loved by a beautiful woman.

People pay me to draw things.

I have had more than one conversation with Mike Nelson.

Bryan Lee O’Malley knows who I am, freely gave me his email address, and once said this.

Scott C. added me as a friend on Facebook and once asked Curt where I was at a party I didn’t get to attend.

I have at least once impressed Joel Priddy with something I’ve drawn.

Some of my heroes reply to my tweets/emails.

I did something with the Dell Monsters professionally.

I have been told by someone I respect that a particular instance of Curt and I singing “Under Pressure” was transcendent.

I sang with Van Halen in front of thousands of people in person and millions on television.

I have eaten several apples.