Chris Haley is... THE ENTHUSIAST!

marsamindola:

The Sibling Wonder and I tonight decided to color some other Halloweeny cartoonicates, this time courtesy of mister Chris Haley. As you can see, we went all out on these badboys (crayons AND markers- WE AIN’T MESSIN’ AROUND). NEwayz, they are pretty much the best things we’ve ever made, and as they are also pretty cray, I will go into explaining them…now:

First pictured is Mikayla’s Simpsons alien dudelady. Mikayla says: “I made her wear an eyeball dress because she wants to look nice, but intimidating, like when you go out on a date with a hunk and you wanna look like a hottie but you still want him to know who’s in charge. And matching earrings ‘cause she’s stylin’.” The alien also has this super long Tarantino monologue about having ten babies every hour and having to kill her babies and Kids in the Hall references. also french stuff. so there’s that.

Next is Mikayla’s mummy dressed as Frankenstein! Here’s what she had to say about her piece: “First of all, it’s a girl. I just want you to know it’s a girl. Got it? Okay? Geez. I drew her mask in half because she wants to be a punk ‘cause she’s into alternative rock, but she also wants to be a hillbilly ‘cause that’s where her roots are, because she’s from the south.” This was when I told her that her last statement had been offensive, since technically our roots are in the south, but she retorted with “Your face is offensive” which I didn’t have a comeback for because that’s kind of true. ANYHOOZLE she went on to inform me that her mask doesn’t matter either way because underneath she’s just a confused lesbian mummygirl. Obviously these are the kind of characters eleven year-olds make up every day. moving on.

These last two are both of my own coloring. The first is of the Vampire Star Trekker, who is actually not just only a Star Trekker, but also seven other things because he could not decide on a Halloween costume. I mean, be realistic, these days who can choose between being a pirate, Batman, Luke Skywalker, Funky Isaac Mizrahi-inspired Data Star Trekker, Tintin, Harry Potter with a Hedwig which was actually later crudely painted to look like a parrot for the pirate costume, Kanye West, or Narutobias Funke????? Not this guy.

So, the duo. Okay. This last one’s a doozy. Here we go: basically it’s your basic mummy dressed as a Frankenstein/Jubilee hybrid pokèbattling/rap-battling a Dracula dressed as a Star Trekker/dope rapper (it was supposed to just be Gucci Mane, but I got distracted after doing the ice cream face-tattoo so he’s just any rapper now). JubiFrank has chosen Gyrados for this battle, while MC Enterprise on the right there has not only sent out Lickitung, but is playing on a pink Nintendo DS as well because he is very confident in his manhood, and is also playing with one hand because he needs his other one for waving around when he raps. Sure, it might be a handicap, but I’m pretty sure X-Ken didn’t cut holes in his mask anyways. I hope this picture does not give you nightmares. I know it is mad scary. This is just how my brain works.

merry chris haleyween, y’all